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             Ghost Writer 
              aka 49 Cent 
            Ghost Writer aka 49 Cent 
              is a Chinese-American writer who specializes in the fine art of 
              disrespecting videogames that suck, and praising those that are 
              worthy. He thinks he has won the Pulitzer for his review of Katamari 
              Damacy, but no one has the heart to tell him otherwise. 
                        In his spare time, Ghost 
              Writer enjoys being a dumbass by fishing in the rain and then redeeming 
              himself afterwards by taking his friends to eat pho, forcing his 
              friends to watch low quality zombie movies that are both boring 
              and stupid, and doing other uncultured and barbaric things such 
              as turning Bruce Lee's warm-up into a cabaret show and going to 
              the theater to watch Jean-Claude Van Damme in Double Team not once, 
              but three times. 
                        He is a major fan of Bruce Lee and Bolo Yeung. 
            
              
            
            
              
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